The Bog of Lost Scholars

28 December 2004

The bog will return….

Filed under: Random Ramblings — Castiron @ 23:43

The Bog of Lost Scholars wishes to express their most sincere appreciation to the hackers who demonstrated the security holes in the version of PHP-Nuke we were running. Highly sincere appreciation, that can most readily be conveyed with a dental drill, a soldering iron, a bad translation of the Harry Potter corpus into Sanskrit, a hard-bristled scrubbrush, four hundred pounds of organic goat cheese, a rabid hamster wrapped in duct tape, a crescent wrench, fourteen skeins of DMC floss in color 666, a recording of Rod Stewart singing Puccini’s greatest arias, the serpentine belt from a 1992 Pontiac Grand Am, dental floss, coarse-grade sandpaper, and a yak.

Meanwhile, this has given the Bogger the incentive to install a different program; hopefully we’ll soon have the old articles converted. Thanks for your patience.

18 December 2004

Recent Reading

Filed under: The Castiron Reading Journal — Castiron @ 13:00

D. A. Miller, Jane Austen, or the Secret of Style. Made it halfway through the first chapter, flipped through it a bit, and bailed. This one’s too LitCrit for my feeble techie brain; it’s not so much that the writing was turgid as that I kept thinking “what drugs is this person on? overdose of Queer Theory?”.

J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings. Nth reread, and I still notice bits that I didn’t notice before. (Note to Ballantine Books: It is blatantly obvious to me that you scanned and OCRed a previous edition of Return of the King, because there are far too many stupid typos in this thing — “the Lovely Mountains” for “the Lonely Mountains” particularly stood out. Hire a proofreader, damn it.)

Louisa May Alcott, Jack and Jill. One of her more obscure works, and for good reason; it’s twee, it’s rambly even for Alcott, and she kills off one character out of the blue for no apparent reason. On the other hand, some of the individual events are cute, and where else are you going to read a book where a major character’s surname is Pecq?

17 December 2004

Someday I’ll Do Another Illustrated Craft Update, but Not Today

Filed under: Crafts — Castiron @ 20:38

Cross-stitch and needlepoint: Yeah, yeah, I started another one. I haven’t made my 2004 ornament yet, so I’m working up one of the ornament kits that’s been lying around forever, the Lunar Santa. Cross-stitch on perforated paper, a Santa sitting on the moon. (If I leave off the beard, it looks rather like an old woman sitting on a moon, so I think I’m going to do that just to be subversive.) It’s about three-quarters finished; a few more sessions will finish it.

Meanwhile, the crane chugs along; I may try to bring it on vacation with me, because it really is that close to being done. And then I can start working on the sunflowers again. Or focus on the Just Nan piece and get that out of the way, because that’s only a few sessions from being done too. Still haven’t decided whether I want to bother with the harbor needlepoint any further; we’ll see. No real progress on the pentacle; haven’t touched Ruby or the Flanders map.

Knitting: The heels have been turned on the socks, and I’m on the gussets. So far, so good. Am being strongly tempted by an adorable kid’s sweater pattern of a lion’s face, but doubt I’ll get to it in time for this year.

Crochet: Haven’t touched the afghan lately; am wondering what possessed me to start it. But eventually I’ll get back to it, though I might do a small doily or two first.

Sewing: Still no progress on the wall quilt. I’ve cut out and sewed most of my church friend’s dress; I just need to attach the sleeves, tack down the facing, check fit, rip the sides and add the pockets that I remembered she wanted, and hem the puppy. No progress on my ex’s dress; I need to get off my rear and finish the yoke facings, and most of the rest will flow pretty quickly from there.

Craft decluttering note: Several months ago, I was going through some cross-stitch magazines and decided that I really didn’t need to keep all of them, just the ones that actually had projects I’d do. (No, Dad, they weren’t the Just Cross Stitch from issue 1; I’m keeping those for the foreseeable!) Now I’m going through my run of Workbasket issues with the same thought in mind. There’s way too many with just one pattern I want, or none at all; I predict that my shelf space will soon grow….

15 December 2004

Decluttering Update: Room Avoidance, and Books

Filed under: Dejunking and Organizing — Castiron @ 20:26

The area that I really need to declutter is my computer/crafts room. It’s a small room with multiple functions, and a lot of random stuff tends to land in there. It’s at the “I can barely move in this room” stage again; it doesn’t have enough space for doing many of my craft activities, and fabric and yarn and things to be mended are piled everywhere, along with the cassette tapes I need to convert to mp3s, the box of papers to shred, the computer supplies and office supplies, the filing cabinet….

(This room really is too small for what I’m trying to do in it; alas, it’s the only sufficiently cat-and-child-proof room for craft storage and the only room other than the kitchen with three-prong outlets for the computer. I’ve occasionally considered switching my son’s bedroom and this room; the boy doesn’t spend that much non-sleeping time in his room, so he’d be fine with it, and his room’s much larger. But there’s still the wiring hassle, and I’d want to install a phone jack…. On the other hand, I could just sell the piano, which I never play; that’d give me back that whole wall for storing stuff.)

However, I am not decluttering the computer/crafts room; I am decluttering my bookshelves. Four feet of old textbooks, craft books that I’m never going to use, damaged Press books that I’ve never read (and that I can always borrow from the editorial library or the university library if I eventually do want to read them)….gone.

I love books, but I’ve realized that I love particular books. The books, fiction and non-fiction, that I love to read or browse, or that I don’t open often but get this shiver of coolness factor just knowing they’re there (hello, Grammar of Western Greenlandic) — those I’m keeping. The books that I never refer to, or that I feel guilty about not reading? They’re off to Half Price Books.

10 December 2004

Will the Real Threat to Marriage Please Step Forward?

Filed under: People, Culture, and Society — Castiron @ 19:00

When it comes right down to it, I don’t get the people who say “we must utterly ban same-sex marriage because it’ll weaken the institution of marriage”.

Folks, you want a poster child for weakening the institution of marriage? That’d be me. That’s right, this straight woman has personally weakened the institution of marriage, because I chose to get a divorce. And now, I’m happier, more financially stable, a better mother, more socially active, and better able to get my head out of my rear and help other people than I was when I was married.

Which makes my example dangerous. Someone might look at me and say, “Hey! She’s divorced, and she seems to be doing fine, even as a single mother of a disabled kid! So I’ll probably be fine if I get divorced too!” That person doesn’t know what my decision process was, what was happening in my marriage, what circumstances were in place that made divorce recovery easier. If they actually sat down and talked with me about their own marriage and its problems, I might very well say, “You know, I really think you should stick with your marriage at least for a while longer, because while it’s not great, the problems sound manageable, and single parenthood will likely be worse.” But they probably aren’t going to do that, unless they’re a really good friend.

Now, I certainly don’t think that I (or anyone!) should’ve stayed miserably married for the sake of being a good example for the people around me; however, the fact that I’m doing well post-divorce could influence some people to make the wrong decision about their own marriages.

And yet, the people ranting about threats to marriage are pointing at the same-sex couples who’ve been together longer than I was married (I can think of at least five in my general acquaintance alone). I don’t get this.

If anything, those unmarried same-sex couples threaten marriage in another way: These folks have been able to stay together for years without getting a piece of paper from the government. Why should I ever get married again, if I’m not in a position to want/need the legal benefits thereof?

Texas Camp

Filed under: Dance — Castiron @ 16:43

I spent Thanksgiving weekend at Texas International Folk Dancers’ Texas Camp, an annual folk dancing workshop/party. Dance classes during the day, music classes in the afternoon, dance parties all evening, for three days straight. Plus fabulous food and fascinating people.

It was educational for more than the dance. I’ve attended a couple science fiction/fantasy conventions, and while they were pleasant enough, with lots of interesting people and interesting panels (and sometimes food; I shall always treasure the glory of Industrial-Strength Chocolate liquid nitrogen ice cream, a taste that has redefined the heights of Chocolate Pleasure), I really didn’t get why so many people I know are so enthusiastic about attending the things. I figured that I must just not be the convention type.

Well, I’ve clued in now: It’s not the con; it’s the topic. SF cons, much as I enjoy speculative fiction, aren’t my thing. Folk dance cons are my thing.

Needless to say, I’m already planning my money-saving campaign so I can attend next year.

2 December 2004

Low Road Decorating

Filed under: Dejunking and Organizing — Castiron @ 19:46

One of the concepts from Steward Brand’s How Buildings Learn that particularly stuck with me is High Road and Low Road buildings.

According to Brand, there’s two routes one can take in designing a building that will be useful and adaptable over time. One is the High Road, in which you use high-quality materials, build for endurance, change things gradually over time, and put lots of money into maintenance. The other is the Low Road — you build a cheap building, and when something needs to be adjusted, you pull out a saw or a drill, and in half an hour you’ve got a solution. Eventually the building’s going to collapse, but it’s okay because you didn’t put much money into it, and in the meantime it’s served your needs quite well.

I’ve been thinking about this idea since I read the book, and it seems to me that you could apply this to interior decorating as well as architecture. High Road interior decorating is where you’ve got the various adaptable antique pieces, the fine upholstered furniture that you’ll reupholster twenty years from now when it’s starting to wear thin in places, the fancy lamp that just needs a new shade to look up-to-date, and so forth. It costs a lot, and takes a lot of maintenance, but it also adapts to your changing needs and tastes.

My house is definitely done in Low Road decorating. A round table, scrounged from the trash, displays my hand-knit lace tablecloth (when my son isn’t trying to climb on the table). The books in the dining room are housed on a bookshelf from Ikea, a bookshelf that used to be my folks’s, and three 1×6 bookshelves that aren’t quite square. My television sits on a chest of drawers, again scrounged from the trash; I watch it from my cheapo Sears glider rocker or from the futon that I got free from a coworker. My computer lives on a desk that I bought used in college; my sewing machine sits on the old treadle case inherited from my uncle. My son sleeps on a cheap twin bed that I got in college; I sleep on a bed that came from my parents’ house, that my dad had previously gotten from a coworker who was giving it away. I have two pieces of furniture that I actually spent any significant amount of money on, and they don’t match each other or anything else in the house; everything else is hand-me-downs, secondhand sale finds, homemade, cheap, or salvaged.

And I like it that way.

It’s not just that I like the eclectic look, although that’s part of it. As I’m a single mother of a special needs kid, with a full-time job outside the home and an adequate but not cushy income, Low Road decorating fits my lifestyle. Almost everything’s low maintenance; I generally don’t have to panic about leaky sippy cups or hairballs, and I can save my cleaning energies for those few pieces of furniture that are important to me. I don’t have to spend a lot of money on my interior environment — yes, my home environment is important to me, but when my funds are tight, I’d rather spend my money on infrastructure than on furnishings. Many of the cheap pieces have emotional resonance for me, but whenever the emotional attachment wears off and they stop being functional, I can leave them at the curbside with no regrets. Low Road decorating works very well for me.

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